February 2, 2021 Steam Announces Oddly Specific ‘Games You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Up’ Sale Steam Announces Oddly Specific ‘Games You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Up’ Sale BELLEVUE, Wash. — Online video game retailer Steam has announced an eerily particular sale, seemingly curated exclusively around games you used to play with Molly…
August 24, 2020 Report: Valve Employees Working Grueling 100-Hour Work Weeks On Nothing Report: Valve Employees Working Grueling 100-Hour Work Weeks On Nothing BELLEVUE, Wash. — According to anonymous sources within the company, employees at Valve Software have been working grueling 100-hour work weeks on absolutely nothing at…
July 26, 2020 Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store CARY, N.C. — Building on their catalogue of exclusive video games, the Epic Games store announced a multi-billion dollar deal to become the world’s only…
June 30, 2020 30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways 30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways CHERRY HILL, N.J. — 30-year-old gamer Anna Gaskins reportedly entered a fake birthday into Steam’s age verification system, despite actually being old enough to pass…
March 21, 2020 Steam Friend You Don’t Remember Adding Is Playing Morrowind Again Steam Friend You Don’t Remember Adding Is Playing Morrowind Again SAN DIEGO — While waiting for members of his Monster Hunter group to gather up early yesterday evening, local gamer Vincent McKay reported yet another…
June 13, 2019 Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog BUFFALO, N.Y. — The unveiling of recently deceased Gerald Duncan’s will has revealed that his entire Steam backlog will be left in the care of…
March 18, 2019 Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card CARY, N.C. — In its continued effort to differentiate itself from the Steam Store, Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney announced that the only form of…
December 22, 2018 Steam Announces Limited-Time Sale On Every Game You Just Bought Steam Announces Limited-Time Sale On Every Game You Just Bought In a bold move to boost sales on their flagship digital platform, Valve Corporation today announced a limited-time discount making every game ever bought on…
December 19, 2018 Negative Steam Review From User With 2,000 Hours Logged Sending Mixed Signals Negative Steam Review From User With 2,000 Hours Logged Sending Mixed Signals BROCKTON, Mass. — Prospective game buyer Jordana Ritter has reported feeling conflicted about what to take away from a negative review on the Steam website…
