July 3, 2020 Husband Critiques Accuracy of Wife’s Sexy Slave Leia Outfit to Orgasm Husband Critiques Accuracy of Wife’s Sexy Slave Leia Outfit to Orgasm DECATUR, Ga. â Local husband and self-described Star Wars aficionado Benny Butler critiqued a âsexy Slave Leiaâ costume his wife, Erica Butler, had purchased to…
June 19, 2020 Every Star Wars Easter Egg You Missed in My Apartment Every Star Wars Easter Egg You Missed in My Apartment Filled with action, drama and just the right peppering of comedy, last nightâs party at my place was by far one of the most exciting…
June 15, 2020 âAbrams Cutâ of The Last Jedi Spends Extra 30 Minutes Revealing Who Every Porgsâ Dad Is âAbrams Cutâ of The Last Jedi Spends Extra 30 Minutes Revealing Who Every Porgsâ Dad Is LOS ANGELES â Disney surprise announced a âJJ Abrams Cutâ of Star Wars: The Last Jedi this morning which they say will add more depth…
May 4, 2020 Star Trek Fan Says ‘Happy Holidays’ Instead of ‘May the Fourth Be With You’ Star Trek Fan Says ‘Happy Holidays’ Instead of ‘May the Fourth Be With You’ CINCINNATI â While many people are observing May 4 as Star Wars Day by saying âmay the fourth be with you,â local Star Trek fan…
April 15, 2020 Huge Star Wars Fan Meets Mortal Enemy, Other Huge Star Wars Fan Huge Star Wars Fan Meets Mortal Enemy, Other Huge Star Wars Fan DECATUR, Ga. â Local Star Wars superfan John Aaronson, 38, recently encountered his arch nemesis: a fellow Star Wars superfan in the form of 35…
April 3, 2020 Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’ Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’ SEATTLE â As a nation shelters inside its homes amidst the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, one opinionated citizen inspired many by taking to his balcony to…
March 24, 2020 ‘The Rise of Skywalkerâ Novelization Reveals You’ve Wasted Your Goddamn Life on This ‘The Rise of Skywalkerâ Novelization Reveals You’ve Wasted Your Goddamn Life on This LOS ANGELES â While the ninth and final episode of the “Skywalker Saga” films left many unanswered questions, the novelization of last yearâs Star Wars…
March 17, 2020 Every âStar Warsâ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw It Every âStar Warsâ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw It Now that Disney has released the Rise of Skywalker film and novelization, it feels like everybody has already made a âdefinitiveâ ranking of every Star…
March 16, 2020 J.J. Abrams Retcons Rian Johnson’s Name to ‘Ryan’ J.J. Abrams Retcons Rian Johnson’s Name to ‘Ryan’ LOS ANGELES â J.J. Abrams has collaborated with authors on a new novelization of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker that expands the story of…
