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George Lucas Pitches Crazy Rich Neimoidians to Horrified Disney Executives

BURBANK, Calif. — George Lucas reportedly crashed an executive meeting at Disney, where he feverishly proposed a film called Crazy…

6 years ago

We Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth Maul

At the dawn of the millennium, Sith Lord Darth Maul made a name for himself as one of the most…

6 years ago

Boba Fett Movie Rumored to be 90 Minutes of Climbing Out of Sarlacc Pit in Real Time

LOS ANGELES — Although Disney has confirmed that the Boba Fett standalone film will be delayed, rumors are circulating that…

6 years ago

Star Wars Fan Restores Balance to the Force by Only Harassing White Male Cast Members

SEATTLE — Self-described male feminist Stephen Brassinger brought balance to a social media galaxy far far away by deciding to…

6 years ago

Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed

LOS ANGELES — Recent labor statistics show the number of gatekeeper positions available in the United States dropped 30% between…

7 years ago

Here’s All 290 Star Wars Movies Officially in Production Right Now

If you are having trouble following all of the Star Wars movies coming out, no one can blame you... there's…

7 years ago

EA Apologizes to Battlefront Fans With Free “Star Wars Holiday Special” DLC

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — EA has surprised Battlefront II players with a bundle of free content inspired by the infamous…

7 years ago

Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free

LOS ANGELES — Disney announced today that all Star Wars: The Last Jedi ticket pre-orders will automatically unlock Luke Skywalker…

7 years ago

Star Wars Themed Wedding Not Following Canon

SCARSDALE, N.Y. — Guests in attendance at Dan and Beth Miller’s Star Wars themed wedding were outraged to find it…

7 years ago