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BREAKING: Baby Yoda Has Died

MATMATA, Tunisia — Close sources from within The Mandalorian production team solemnly reported today that breakout star Baby Yoda died…

5 years ago

George Lucas’ Daughter Furious After Discovering Special Edition of High School Graduation Video

SAN FRANCISCO — Amanda Lucas, daughter of Star Wars creator George Lucas, was reportedly enraged after discovering that her father…

5 years ago

Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First

NEW YORK — In an unfortunate mishandling of the beloved franchise, fans across the internet expressed their disappointment earlier today…

5 years ago

Final ‘Star Wars’ Film Brings Aging Gatekeeper Out of Retirement for One Last Scold

OMAHA, Neb. — Following the release of new footage from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker at the D23 Expo,…

5 years ago

Adult Man Walks Past LEGO Aisle Little Bit Slower

MANAHAWKIN, N.J. — Local adult Sam McGrath spent two seconds shooting a brief, wistful glance down the LEGO aisle of…

5 years ago

Mark Hamill Cosplayer Spends Entire Convention on Twitter

SAN DIEGO  — A devoted Mark Hamill impersonator has reportedly spent the entirety of this weekend’s San Diego Comic Con…

5 years ago

Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Features Incredibly Lifelike Rian Johnson for Fans to Yell At

ORLANDO, Fla. — Alongside its life-size Millennium Falcon and replica lightsabers for purchase, Disney revealed that its new Star Wars-themed…

6 years ago

Star Wars Universe Expanding Slower Than Scientists Initially Thought

SAN FRANCISCO — A group of scientists have released new findings that reveal that the Star Wars universe is expanding…

6 years ago

RANKED: The Top 1 Giant Space Worms in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

The Star Wars fandom is full of debates. Did Han or Greedo shoot first? Are Ewoks cute or annoying kid…

6 years ago