star wars

Husband Critiques Accuracy of Wife’s Sexy Slave Leia Outfit to Orgasm

DECATUR, Ga. — Local husband and self-described Star Wars aficionado Benny Butler critiqued a ‘sexy Slave Leia’ costume his wife,…

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Every Star Wars Easter Egg You Missed in My Apartment

Filled with action, drama and just the right peppering of comedy, last night’s party at my place was by far…

4 years ago

‘Abrams Cut’ of The Last Jedi Spends Extra 30 Minutes Revealing Who Every Porgs’ Dad Is

LOS ANGELES — Disney surprise announced a “JJ Abrams Cut” of Star Wars: The Last Jedi this morning which they…

4 years ago

Star Trek Fan Says ‘Happy Holidays’ Instead of ‘May the Fourth Be With You’

CINCINNATI — While many people are observing May 4 as Star Wars Day by saying “may the fourth be with…

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Huge Star Wars Fan Meets Mortal Enemy, Other Huge Star Wars Fan

DECATUR, Ga. — Local Star Wars superfan John Aaronson, 38, recently encountered his arch nemesis: a fellow Star Wars superfan…

4 years ago

Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’

SEATTLE —  As a nation shelters inside its homes amidst the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, one opinionated citizen inspired many by…

4 years ago

‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Novelization Reveals You’ve Wasted Your Goddamn Life on This

LOS ANGELES — While the ninth and final episode of the "Skywalker Saga" films left many unanswered questions, the novelization…

4 years ago

Every ‘Star Wars’ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw It

Now that Disney has released the Rise of Skywalker film and novelization, it feels like everybody has already made a…

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J.J. Abrams Retcons Rian Johnson’s Name to ‘Ryan’

LOS ANGELES — J.J. Abrams has collaborated with authors on a new novelization of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker…

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