star trek

Report: Shields May Be as Low as 30%

THE GHOST NEBULA — While battling the warrior race, The Zardecks, experts on the Spaceship Baychimo, warn that the ship’s…

4 years ago

Man Trying to Binge All Star Trek Controversies

CARMEL, Ind. — Using the ample time that has been provided to him due to quarantine and work-from-home, local resident…

4 years ago

Star Trek Fan Says ‘Happy Holidays’ Instead of ‘May the Fourth Be With You’

CINCINNATI — While many people are observing May 4 as Star Wars Day by saying “may the fourth be with…

5 years ago

J.J. Abrams Won’t Stop Telling Sandwich Guy at Bodega to ‘Surprise Him’

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Staff at a local bodega have become increasingly frustrated with Star Wars director J.J. Abrams, who won’t…

5 years ago

Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are Christmas Movie

Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740…

5 years ago

Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce

CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Citing irreconcilable differences, local Trekkies Paul and Lisa Ash went into painstaking detail to make sure that…

6 years ago