September 1, 2020 Report: Shields May Be as Low as 30% Report: Shields May Be as Low as 30% THE GHOST NEBULA — While battling the warrior race, The Zardecks, experts on the Spaceship Baychimo, warn that the ship’s shields have dropped to 30%…
June 29, 2020 Man Trying to Binge All Star Trek Controversies Man Trying to Binge All Star Trek Controversies CARMEL, Ind. — Using the ample time that has been provided to him due to quarantine and work-from-home, local resident Derek Carter sat down to…
May 4, 2020 Star Trek Fan Says ‘Happy Holidays’ Instead of ‘May the Fourth Be With You’ Star Trek Fan Says ‘Happy Holidays’ Instead of ‘May the Fourth Be With You’ CINCINNATI — While many people are observing May 4 as Star Wars Day by saying “may the fourth be with you,” local Star Trek fan…
February 28, 2020 J.J. Abrams Won’t Stop Telling Sandwich Guy at Bodega to ‘Surprise Him’ J.J. Abrams Won’t Stop Telling Sandwich Guy at Bodega to ‘Surprise Him’ BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Staff at a local bodega have become increasingly frustrated with Star Wars director J.J. Abrams, who won’t stop placing lunch orders by…
December 25, 2019 Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740 hours of the landmark science…
April 26, 2019 Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Citing irreconcilable differences, local Trekkies Paul and Lisa Ash went into painstaking detail to make sure that the dissolving of their ten…
