sports

EA Honors Pride Month by Announcing One of the Crowd Members in FIFA Is Gay

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — In honor of pride month, EA has announced that one of the crowd members in their…

3 years ago

Tatooine Golf Course Sucks

TATOOINE, O.R.T. — The sand planet Tatooine cut the ribbon on a new golf course that is already facing unanimous…

3 years ago

‘MLB The Show 21’ Allows You to Fully Customize Overbearing Father Living Vicariously Through You

SAN DIEGO — San Diego Studio announced today that MLB: The Show 21 will allow players to fully customize a…

4 years ago

Opinion: Who the Hell Would Want to Watch Someone Else Play Sport?

I’m just hearing about this and I’m totally confused — people apparently watch other people play sports on live streams…

5 years ago

We Got an Advanced Copy of MLB The Show 19 But None of Us Are Really Sports People

Sony Interactive Entertainment was kind enough to send our staff a copy of their upcoming game MLB The Show 19…

6 years ago

QUIZ: Can You Have Polite But Distant Conversation With Your Cousin Who Only Plays FIFA?

You’re standing alone at the family get together.  Your little cousin walks up to you and makes eye contact and……

6 years ago

Avoiding Controversy: Players in Madden 19 Do Not Have Knees

MAITLAND, Fl. — In a major change for the incredibly successful series, player avatars in Madden 19 will reportedly feature…

6 years ago

GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers

CHARLOTTE, N.C.— Following the surprising announcement that the Carolina Panthers will be put up for sale in the wake sexual…

7 years ago

Tony Hawk Undergoes Dangerous Skin Pixelation Surgery to Become More Recognizable

ENCINITAS, Calif. — Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk has reportedly had every inch of his body surgically pixelated in an attempt…

7 years ago