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Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered…

5 years ago

Newly Created US Space Force Ganked by EVE Online Player With $3,000 Ship

HIGH EARTH ORBIT — The United States’ new Space Force, announced by President Trump this week, suffered a crushing defeat…

7 years ago