sony

Insomniac Employees Startled to Learn Sony Didn’t Already Own Insomniac

BURBANK, Calif. — Chaos and confusion swept through Insomniac Games headquarters today as hundreds of employees found out they weren’t…

5 years ago

PlayStation Classic Marked Down to Whatever You Have in Your Pocket

NEW YORK —  Sony has announced another price change to its underperforming PlayStation Classic console, lowering the price to whatever…

6 years ago

Sony Unveils JRPG Controller That’s Just One Big Button

TOKYO, Japan — SONY, in collaboration with Square Enix, have unveiled a brand new controller designed for fans of the…

6 years ago

Next Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging Abilities

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft shocked the world today by announcing that Halo Infinite, the upcoming entry in their flagship franchise…

6 years ago

Rip-Off: God of War Christianity DLC Only Has One Boss

Sources have confirmed that the upcoming God of War: Christianity DLC will only have one boss, a move that many see as…

6 years ago

Spider-Man’s Record Breaking 300 Hour Gameplay Mostly Just Waiting on F Train

Marvel’s new Spider-Man game for the PlayStation 4, to be released this Fall, is a beautiful love letter to the…

6 years ago

E3 is an Outdated and Unnecessary Industry Circlejerk, Reports Website Denied Press Pass

While E3 was once the shining mecca of Video Game Journalism, with the prevalence of new media and direct developer-to-consumer…

6 years ago

New Spider-Man Game Probably Won’t Draw From Arc Where Norman Osborn Impregnated Teenager

BURBANK, Calif. — While details are unknown as to which comic books inspired the story for the new PlayStation 4…

7 years ago

Report: Sony Searches Player’s Purchase History to Pick Monthly Free Games

TOKYO, Japan — A new investigative report released today reveals that the monthly PlayStation Plus free games for the PlayStation…

7 years ago