Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there…
HAGÅTÑA, Guam — Engu Kyuwa, a Japanese soldier in the Console War, was discovered to still be fighting in Guam,…
WASHINGTON — NASA announced on Wednesday that a 12-mile-wide underground lake has been detected near the Martian south pole, leading…
NEW YORK — In a press conference today, American Civil Liberties Union president Susan N. Herman announced that the organization…
ALBANY, N.Y. — Revered Rule 34 artist Sophia Zinn is no longer feeling inspired by her various drawings of Sonic…
TOKYO, Japan — SEGA held a press conference today to let the gaming world know that they haven’t learned a…
OSWEGO, N.Y. — Sonic the Hedgehog honored the Make-A-Wish request of 13-year-old DeviantArt regular Jake Applebaum, declaring his self-created character…
Despite decades of questioning, SEGA, the producers of the Sonic franchise, have reiterated that they will not answer one of…
PARIS — Top climate scientists released a new peer-reviewed research paper today, which warns that all Super Mario stages will…