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5 Easter Eggs in the New Sonic Trailer to Keep Your Mind Off of the Entire Animation Studio Being Abruptly Fired

After months of anticipation, the new trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie is here, and it doesn’t disappoint. Long…

5 years ago

Sonic Fans Now Drunk With Power Demand Big The Cat Be Added to the Film

LOS ANGELES — Following a successful campaign to get the titular character of the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog film redesigned,…

5 years ago

Doctor Informs Knuckles That Those Are Actually Tumors on His Hands

STATION SQUARE — In a somber twist to an otherwise routine checkup, a doctor on call at Station Square Medical…

6 years ago

Paramount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby Design

LOS ANGELES — In a PR blitz designed to negate the backlash to their Sonic the Hedgehog live-action design, Paramount…

6 years ago

Sonic Team Insulted Movie Director Would Do Something So Pathetic as Respond to Fan Feedback

TOKYO — In a press conference this morning tinged with disgust and shock, Sega’s Sonic Team told reporters that they…

6 years ago

SonicFox Challenged by Edgier, Brooding Rival ShadowWolf

LOS ANGELES — In a surprise moment during the winner’s bracket semi-finals of a regional Dragon Ball FighterZ tournament between Dominique…

6 years ago

Circus Level Inexplicably Pulling Double Duty as Water Level

PHOENIX — Local resident Shauna Johnson was playing the newest hit indie platformer when she made a shocking discovery: a…

6 years ago

Furry Community Distances Self From Sonic the Hedgehog

RUMIA, Poland — At the ninth annual Gdakon Con, furries came from all over the world to fuck each other…

6 years ago

Disturbing Poll Shows Majority of Population Still Unaware of Wordplay in “Miles Prower”

WASHINGTON — A disturbing poll from Gallup about the Sonic franchise revealed that, across all demographics, most people do not…

6 years ago