March 3, 2020 Dying Soldier Happy He Still Got Assist Dying Soldier Happy He Still Got Assist URZIKSTAN — Coalition forces suffered heavy losses in a battle against local insurgent militias today, with SAS close-quarter combat specialist Sergeant Philip “Pip” Johnson being…
June 4, 2019 Father Surprises Son at School After Playing ‘Call of Duty’ for 12 Months Straight Father Surprises Son at School After Playing ‘Call of Duty’ for 12 Months Straight ST. LOUIS — After doing nothing but playing the video game Call of Duty for the past 12 months, local father Randy Lutz surprised his…
August 28, 2017 Grandpa Still Haunted by Triple Kill He Got in Korea Grandpa Still Haunted by Triple Kill He Got in Korea NEW BRIDGE, N.J. — Veteran Alex Gresham made it obviously clear to his family that he was not over his incredible and traumatizing three-person kill-streak…
June 5, 2017 Military Tribunal Formally Reprimands Soldier for Teabagging 15 Enemy Combatants Military Tribunal Formally Reprimands Soldier for Teabagging 15 Enemy Combatants THE HAUGE, Netherlands — In a closed-door trial, military leaders leveled punishment against Sgt. Paul Jackson (aka UberDomed2005) for war crimes after allegedly placing his…
