July 14, 2020 Instagram Post of Twitter Screenshot Shows TikTok Star Reacting to Vine Compilation on YouTube Instagram Post of Twitter Screenshot Shows TikTok Star Reacting to Vine Compilation on YouTube LOS ANGELES — 22-year-old TikTok star Sarah Johnston reacted to her own 2016 Vine compilation in a viral YouTube video according to an Instagram post…
July 13, 2020 Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She’s Stumbled Onto Dark Web Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She’s Stumbled Onto Dark Web DULUTH, Minn. — A mother using Facebook’s newly introduced Night Mode was reportedly concerned she had wandered into the secretive underbelly of the web known…
June 23, 2020 Twitter User Pins Moment They Peaked Twitter User Pins Moment They Peaked MIDLOTHIAN, Texas — Twitter user Sarah Criss recently pinned the greatest accomplishment she’ll ever achieve, an observational joke about American’s eating habits and the national…
May 17, 2020 Masterclass Slashes Ad Budget Down to $20 Trillion Masterclass Slashes Ad Budget Down to $20 Trillion SAN FRANCISCO — Citing the economic fallout from the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, online education platform Masterclass has announced that the company will slash its advertising…
April 22, 2020 Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again MENLO PARK — With a wave of disappointment washing over himself for squandering another potentially productive day, an employee at Facebook headquarters was reportedly distraught…
March 10, 2020 Throwaway Reddit Account Does Nothing to Obscure User’s Identity Throwaway Reddit Account Does Nothing to Obscure User’s Identity MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Justin Curry’s post on Reddit’s r/relationship_advice under the username u/throwawaythekeys92 did absolutely nothing to hide his identity as a result of his…
February 3, 2020 Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There KANSAS CITY, Miss. — Local rabble rouser and aspiring terrorist Shaun Norris reportedly deleted all of his social media posts criticizing the Islamic State of…
January 25, 2020 Shitty Ass Video Doesn’t Have Goddamn Captions Shitty Ass Video Doesn’t Have Goddamn Captions GREENVILLE, S.C. — Social media user Katie Orkin was seen mumbling curse words under her breath and clenching her fist in frustration earlier this week…
August 14, 2019 Relaunched StumbleUpon Shuffles User Between Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook Relaunched StumbleUpon Shuffles User Between Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook SAN FRANCISCO — The creators of the once-popular website StumbleUpon announced today they are relaunching the service for the modern internet era and will allow…
