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Man Explains Unnoticed Absence From Social MediaMan Explains Unnoticed Absence From Social Media

Man Explains Unnoticed Absence From Social Media

DETROIT — Social media user Jerry Clay has reportedly taken to Facebook to explain his online hiatus that none of…

4 years ago
U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine AvailabilityU.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability

U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability

WASHINGTON — The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has reached an agreement with popular video game deals…

4 years ago
Guy Who Summarizes Pay-Walled Articles in the Comments Nominated for Pulitzer PrizeGuy Who Summarizes Pay-Walled Articles in the Comments Nominated for Pulitzer Prize

Guy Who Summarizes Pay-Walled Articles in the Comments Nominated for Pulitzer Prize

NEW YORK — The Pulitzer Prize Board announced nominations for the 2020 Pulitzer Prize in Public Service, including a surprise…

4 years ago
Local Crackpot Believes His Tweets are Good Enough to Be Suppressed by the AlgorithmLocal Crackpot Believes His Tweets are Good Enough to Be Suppressed by the Algorithm

Local Crackpot Believes His Tweets are Good Enough to Be Suppressed by the Algorithm

DICKSON, Tenn. — Twitter user Lenny Vickerman, a 43-year-old who frequently posts unintelligible rants on social media, suspects that the…

4 years ago
Twitter User Cancels 20 Others Before Turning the Cancel on HimselfTwitter User Cancels 20 Others Before Turning the Cancel on Himself

Twitter User Cancels 20 Others Before Turning the Cancel on Himself

LOS ANGELES — Local Twitter user Frederick Peterson, better known by his handle @freddiepeteyboy682, went on a tragic cancel spree…

4 years ago
REPORT: Nobody in Group Chat Touching That OneREPORT: Nobody in Group Chat Touching That One

REPORT: Nobody in Group Chat Touching That One

NEW YORK — Members of a local group chat insisted that they wouldn’t be going anywhere near that comment, preferring…

4 years ago
New Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will DieNew Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will Die

New Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will Die

SAN FRANCISCO — Facebook has debuted a new feature that allows users to revert their profiles to Facebook Classic for…

4 years ago
Vengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds DearVengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds Dear

Vengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds Dear

HIGHER REALM — Overcome with wrath and scorn, the ruler of the universe has reportedly taken the next step toward…

4 years ago
Ad Making Offensive Insinuation About What You Want to Do in This GameAd Making Offensive Insinuation About What You Want to Do in This Game

Ad Making Offensive Insinuation About What You Want to Do in This Game

ATLANTA — According to several users of file downloading services and illegal streaming sites, an advertisement featuring a buxom CGI…

5 years ago