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Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the RightStudy Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right

Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right

BERKELEY, Calif. — A controversial U.C. Berkeley study found that 80% of classic Nintendo characters believe that the Earth is…

7 years ago
Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on a Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It?Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on a Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It?

Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It?

Nintendo’s highly coveted SNES Classic Mini system comes out today and is certain to be a hot item. A word…

7 years ago
John Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA JamJohn Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA Jam

John Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA Jam

SPOKANE, Wash. — Sources revealed today that legendary NBA point guard John Stockton has spent most of his retirement pursuing…

8 years ago
Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item ShopBlack Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop

Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop

CORNELIA, World A — A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who…

8 years ago