SNES

Man Tasked With Making Score for Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of Music

COALVILLE, U.K. —  Donkey Kong Country’s recent addition to the Nintendo Switch Online SNES collection has fans and audiophiles alike…

4 years ago

Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’

TEMPE, Ariz. — Sources have confirmed that John Baker and Cassidy Goodrich still have not realized that their entire relationship…

5 years ago

No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time

Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there…

6 years ago

Why Spend $99 on PlayStation Classic When You Can Hack a PSP and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It?

Sony's announcement that they are releasing a PlayStation Classic system on December 3rd is already making waves online among the…

6 years ago

Man Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, Eaten

NEW YORK — While attempting to recover a full chicken dinner sealed inside a wooden barrel at an earlier date,…

7 years ago

Nintendo Announces XL SNES Classic

TOKYO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that they would be releasing a new version of the SNES Classic called the…

7 years ago

Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time

BERKELEY, Calif. —  Diehard Earthbound fan Chris Strzalkowski is "beyond excited" to finally play the 1995 Nintendo RPG for the…

7 years ago

Open Source Emulator Celebrates 20th Anniversary of Occasionally Working

ROTTERDAM, Netherlands — Snes9x celebrated its 20-year anniversary of occasionally performing the tasks necessary to play video games without needing…

7 years ago

Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock

  SEGA has issued the following press release reminding holiday shoppers that there is no shortage of their Mini Saturn…

7 years ago