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Man Tasked With Making Score for a Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of MusicMan Tasked With Making Score for a Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of Music

Man Tasked With Making Score for Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of Music

COALVILLE, U.K. —  Donkey Kong Country’s recent addition to the Nintendo Switch Online SNES collection has fans and audiophiles alike…

5 years ago
Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’

Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’

TEMPE, Ariz. — Sources have confirmed that John Baker and Cassidy Goodrich still have not realized that their entire relationship…

5 years ago
No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First TimeNo DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time

No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time

Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there…

6 years ago
Why Spend $99 on a PlayStation Classic When You Can Hack a PSP and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It?Why Spend $99 on a PlayStation Classic When You Can Hack a PSP and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It?

Why Spend $99 on PlayStation Classic When You Can Hack a PSP and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It?

Sony's announcement that they are releasing a PlayStation Classic system on December 3rd is already making waves online among the…

6 years ago
Man Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, EatenMan Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, Eaten

Man Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, Eaten

NEW YORK — While attempting to recover a full chicken dinner sealed inside a wooden barrel at an earlier date,…

7 years ago
Nintendo Announces XL SNES ClassicNintendo Announces XL SNES Classic

Nintendo Announces XL SNES Classic

TOKYO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that they would be releasing a new version of the SNES Classic called the…

7 years ago
Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First TimeHuge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time

Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time

BERKELEY, Calif. —  Diehard Earthbound fan Chris Strzalkowski is "beyond excited" to finally play the 1995 Nintendo RPG for the…

7 years ago
Open Source Emulator Celebrates 20th Anniversary of Occasionally WorkingOpen Source Emulator Celebrates 20th Anniversary of Occasionally Working

Open Source Emulator Celebrates 20th Anniversary of Occasionally Working

ROTTERDAM, Netherlands — Snes9x celebrated its 20-year anniversary of occasionally performing the tasks necessary to play video games without needing…

7 years ago
Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in StockMini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock

Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock

  SEGA has issued the following press release reminding holiday shoppers that there is no shortage of their Mini Saturn…

7 years ago