December 14, 2019 Smash Bros Purist Won’t Even Use Items in Bedroom Smash Bros Purist Won’t Even Use Items in Bedroom CHICAGO — Competitive Super Smash Bros. player Greg Bradley holds true to his principles beyond the game, refusing to use items in the bedroom, sources…
December 11, 2019 Rumor: Nintendo Source Confirms Duke Nukem ‘100% DEFINITELY’ Coming to Smash Bros Ultimate! [UPDATE: This Is Not True] Rumor: Nintendo Source Confirms Duke Nukem ‘100% DEFINITELY’ Coming to Smash Bros Ultimate! [UPDATE: This Is Not True] Hail to the king, baby! Earlier today an industry leak confirmed beyond a doubt that Duke Nukem was joining the fray as the newest fighter…
August 2, 2019 Finally: Nintendo Is Going Door to Door to Patch Wavedashing Out of Melee Finally: Nintendo Is Going Door to Door to Patch Wavedashing Out of Melee Super Smash Bros. creator Masahiro Sakurai announced today that Nintendo was finally going to send representatives around the world to install a mandatory manual patch…
July 3, 2019 Report: White House Aides Did Not Brief Trump About Banjo-Kazooie for Smash Report: White House Aides Did Not Brief Trump About Banjo-Kazooie for Smash WASHINGTON — A White House staffer confirmed earlier this week that President Trump had not yet been briefed about Nintendo’s announcement that it would be…
June 20, 2019 Here’s a Smash Bros. Rumor to Distract You From the Concentration Camps Here’s a Smash Bros. Rumor to Distract You From the Concentration Camps According to new rumors reported on by Gamespot, IGN, and Kotaku, the latest Smash Bros. Ultimate character has possibly leaked ahead of an official Nintendo…
May 29, 2019 36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together 36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Jimmy Feldman has reportedly been practicing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for three hours every single day after work in preparation for when…
May 27, 2019 Melee Player Can’t Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VCR From 2005 Melee Player Can’t Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VCR From 2005 PITTSBURGH — Local Super Smash Bros. Melee player Robert Sheely stared in awe and confusion at a nearly fifteen-year-old Zenith CRT TV complete with a…
March 17, 2019 Honoring an Irish Icon: Fox McCloud Honoring an Irish Icon: Fox McCloud Today, for St Patrick’s Day, we want to honor the video games world’s most Irish character of all: Fox McCloud. You may know him from…
February 27, 2019 Cohen Reveals Trump Gave Order to Cut Melee From EVO Cohen Reveals Trump Gave Order to Cut Melee From EVO WASHINGTON — While testifying in front of the House Oversight Committee, President Trump’s former attorney Michael Cohen revealed that it was Trump himself who issued…
