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DNC Struggling to Pick a MainDNC Struggling to Pick a Main

DNC Struggling to Pick Main

WASHINGTON — The Democratic National Committee is reportedly struggling to decide on a main ahead of the 2020 election now…

6 years ago
Smash Bros Character Blames Low-Tier Player For LossSmash Bros Character Blames Low-Tier Player For Loss

Smash Bros Character Blames Low-Tier Player For Loss

BATTLEFIELD — After a heartbreaking loss, an orange Inkling girl reportedly spiked her Splattershot to the ground and stormed offstage…

6 years ago
ZeRo Tells Fiancée He’d Rather Just Stream Their Wedding Than AttendZeRo Tells Fiancée He’d Rather Just Stream Their Wedding Than Attend

ZeRo Tells Fiancée He’d Rather Just Stream Their Wedding Than Attend

ORLANDO, Fla. — Professional Super Smash Bros. player Gonzalo “ZeRo” Barrios reportedly told his fiancée Vanessa late last night that…

6 years ago
Release of Smash Bros. Ultimate Marks Most Eventful December 7th in HistoryRelease of Smash Bros. Ultimate Marks Most Eventful December 7th in History

Release of Smash Bros. Ultimate Marks Most Eventful December 7th in History

HONOLULU, Hawaii — Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch was released today, the latest installment in the long-running…

7 years ago
Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Somehow Manages to Buy Switch, Smash Bros, Two Pro Controllers, and Ethernet AdapterGuy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Somehow Manages to Buy Switch, Smash Bros, Two Pro Controllers, and Ethernet Adapter

Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Somehow Manages to Buy Switch, Smash Bros, Two Pro Controllers, and Ethernet Adapter

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick has reportedly gathered enough capital to purchase all of the necessary equipment for…

7 years ago
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to Be Delayed One Month Due to George H.W. Bush FuneralSuper Smash Bros. Ultimate to Be Delayed One Month Due to George H.W. Bush Funeral

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to Be Delayed One Month Due to George H.W. Bush Funeral

KYOTO, Japan — To honor the death of former U.S. President George H.W. Bush, Nintendo has announced that Super Smash…

7 years ago
Purist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube ControllerPurist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube Controller

Purist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube Controller

BOSTON — Explaining that newer controllers don’t quite provide the same comfort or familiarity, surgeon Dr. Frank Powell said this…

7 years ago
Our Interview with a Red Pikmin Who Escaped Captain Olimar’s Sex CultOur Interview with a Red Pikmin Who Escaped Captain Olimar’s Sex Cult

Our Interview with Red Pikmin Who Escaped Captain Olimar’s Sex Cult

For years, Captain Olimar has been seen as a beloved hero by the people of Hocotate for his ability to…

8 years ago