smash bros

Smash Bros Purist Won’t Even Use Items in Bedroom

CHICAGO — Competitive Super Smash Bros. player Greg Bradley holds true to his principles beyond the game, refusing to use…

5 years ago

Rumor: Nintendo Source Confirms Duke Nukem ‘100% DEFINITELY’ Coming to Smash Bros Ultimate! [UPDATE: This Is Not True]

Hail to the king, baby! Earlier today an industry leak confirmed beyond a doubt that Duke Nukem was joining the…

5 years ago

Finally: Nintendo Is Going Door to Door to Patch Wavedashing Out of Melee

Super Smash Bros. creator Masahiro Sakurai announced today that Nintendo was finally going to send representatives around the world to…

5 years ago

Report: White House Aides Did Not Brief Trump About Banjo-Kazooie for Smash

WASHINGTON — A White House staffer confirmed earlier this week that President Trump had not yet been briefed about Nintendo’s…

5 years ago

Here’s Smash Bros. Rumor to Distract You From the Concentration Camps

According to new rumors reported on by Gamespot, IGN, and Kotaku, the latest Smash Bros. Ultimate character has possibly leaked…

5 years ago

36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Jimmy Feldman has reportedly been practicing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for three hours every single day after…

5 years ago

Melee Player Can’t Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VCR From 2005

PITTSBURGH — Local Super Smash Bros. Melee player Robert Sheely stared in awe and confusion at a nearly fifteen-year-old Zenith…

5 years ago

Honoring an Irish Icon: Fox McCloud

Today, for St Patrick’s Day, we want to honor the video games world’s most Irish character of all: Fox McCloud.…

6 years ago

Cohen Reveals Trump Gave Order to Cut Melee From EVO

WASHINGTON — While testifying in front of the House Oversight Committee, President Trump's former attorney Michael Cohen revealed that it…

6 years ago