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Man Successfully Climbs Mount Everest After Months of Jumping Up Side of ItMan Successfully Climbs Mount Everest After Months of Jumping Up Side of It

Man Successfully Climbs Mount Everest After Months of Jumping Up Side of It

KATHMANDU, Nepal — World-renowned adventurer Jorn Aldis successfully scaled Mount Everest yesterday following a rigorous multi-month climb that saw him…

6 years ago
Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some ReasonGuy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason

Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason

BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a…

6 years ago
Final Fantasy 7 Coming to SkyrimFinal Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim

Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim

Bethesda announced today that 1997’s legendary roleplaying title Final Fantasy 7 will be available inside of all versions of The…

7 years ago
Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers FishingHero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing

Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing

TAMRIEL — A local hero, who many citizens of Tamriel are counting on to save their land from impending doom,…

7 years ago
Skyrim Woman Calls Police on Khajiit Bake SaleSkyrim Woman Calls Police on Khajiit Bake Sale

Skyrim Woman Calls Police on Khajiit Bake Sale

WHITERUN — Local guards were called to the scene of an alleged disturbance in the town of Whiterun, only to…

7 years ago
Mount Everest is Littered With Dead Skyrim HorsesMount Everest is Littered With Dead Skyrim Horses

Mount Everest is Littered With Dead Skyrim Horses

NEPAL — The Elder Scrolls fan site FansRoDah.net shocked the climbing world today when it reported there are hundreds of…

7 years ago
Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast TravelGamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel

Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel

KENOSHA, Wis. — Local gamer Kelly Redmond expressed frustration at the lack of a fast travel option shortly after beginning…

7 years ago
Laid Off Bethesda Employee Cleans 70 Cheese Wheels Out of DeskLaid Off Bethesda Employee Cleans 70 Cheese Wheels Out of Desk

Laid Off Bethesda Employee Cleans 70 Cheese Wheels Out of Desk

ROCKVILLE, Md. — After being fired, Bethesda animator Jeff Callahan was seen packing a confusingly extensive assortment of useless objects…

8 years ago
Bethesda Employee Dead After Attempting to Port Skyrim Onto Own BodyBethesda Employee Dead After Attempting to Port Skyrim Onto Own Body

Bethesda Employee Dead After Attempting to Port Skyrim Onto Own Body

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks employee Herbert Naples died today after attempting to transfer Skyrim, a popular fantasy video game,…

8 years ago