skateboarding

Tony Hawk Controversially Wins Tournament After Being Allowed Two Dozen Restarts

MIAMI — Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk surprised the skateboarding community after winning a tournament by successfully convincing the judges to…

4 years ago

Beto O’Rourke Skateboarding Game Has You Collect Letters P-O-L-I-T-I-C-A-L-C-O-W-A-R-D

EL PASO, Texas — Former United States representative Beto O’Rourke announced a new skateboarding video game that lets players collect…

4 years ago

Betsy DeVos Calls for Public Schools to Be Defunded After Witnessing Rodney Mullen Do 360 Kickflip Through Gymnasium Roof

SCHOOL II — U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos demanded funding cuts after witnessing a professional skateboarder do a 360…

4 years ago

Incredibly Realistic ‘Skate 4’ Makes Players Ration Little Cup of Salsa for Entire Burrito

LOS ANGELES — Anticipation for the fourth installment of EA’s popular Skate franchise has heightened after the company promised the…

4 years ago

Final Warped Tour to End With Guy on Stage Holding Phone Playing ‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2’ Soundtrack on YouTube

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — The storied Vans Warped Tour is set to end their final show by having some…

6 years ago

We Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth Maul

At the dawn of the millennium, Sith Lord Darth Maul made a name for himself as one of the most…

6 years ago

Tony Hawk Undergoes Dangerous Skin Pixelation Surgery to Become More Recognizable

ENCINITAS, Calif. — Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk has reportedly had every inch of his body surgically pixelated in an attempt…

7 years ago