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Vast, Empty Field Elects New Mayor

NEWCITY02 — Voters have apparently grown tired of living in a featureless meadow, as a first-time runner has secured a…

4 years ago

Woman Checking in on Sims for First Time in 7 Years Horrified to Learn They’ve Gotten Really Into Right-Wing Extremism

BEAUFORT, S.C.— Shantal Addams was shocked to find that several characters she created in the video game The Sims had…

7 years ago

Opinion: If You Live in My Sims Town, You Better Learn to Speak Gibberish

  Original article has been translated from Simlish for clarity. Immigration continues to be a dividing issue, and it can…

7 years ago

How Violent Video Games Taught Me to Remove the Pool Steps and Just Watch Loved Ones Swim Around Endlessly Until They Die

  I didn’t want to do it—I really didn’t. I tried to resolve the communication problems I had with my…

7 years ago