October 16, 2020 Scientists Warn Die Hard Simpsons Fans Could Only Like One Season By 2024 Scientists Warn Die Hard Simpsons Fans Could Only Like One Season By 2024 AMSTERDAM — Leading climate scientists have made a startling announcement, alleging that passionate fan enthusiasm for The Simpsons could dwindle to just one season by…
August 10, 2020 $300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts $300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts NEW YORK — Aspiring comedian Archie Brewer reportedly spent upwards of $300 on high-end video editing software in a bid to become one of the…
December 17, 2019 Simpsons-Themed Monopoly Game Only Fun for 10 or 11 Turns Simpsons-Themed Monopoly Game Only Fun for 10 or 11 Turns ALPENA, Mich. — A recent game of a Simpsons themed version of the classic board game Monopoly only proved to be fun for the first…
November 13, 2019 Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First NEW YORK — In an unfortunate mishandling of the beloved franchise, fans across the internet expressed their disappointment earlier today that Disney’s new Disney+ streaming…
March 5, 2019 Tragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons Episodes Tragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons Episodes WASHINGTON — Astrophysicists from the NASA confirmed that radio waves of the bad The Simpsons seasons are beginning to reach distant planets for the first…
March 31, 2018 The Simpsons Seasons 2-8 to Be Put Into the Disney Vault Until 2035 The Simpsons Seasons 2-8 to Be Put Into the Disney Vault Until 2035 BURBANK, Calif. — A representative from Disney has announced that the fan favorite second through eighth seasons of The Simpsons will be placed in the…
