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Mass Shootings Drop to 0 After Congress Increases Minimum Death Requirement to 1,000

WASHINGTON — Democrats and Republicans in the Senate voted unanimously today on a bill that raises the minimum number of…

4 years ago

Twitter User Cancels 20 Others Before Turning the Cancel on Himself

LOS ANGELES — Local Twitter user Frederick Peterson, better known by his handle @freddiepeteyboy682, went on a tragic cancel spree…

4 years ago

IGN Writer Goes Postal, Leaving 13 Great, 6 Amazing

SAN FRANCISCO — Friends and family were left looking for answers after a lone IGN writer stormed out of the…

5 years ago

Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster

WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…

7 years ago

“Why Would Anyone Live in Gotham?” Asks Guy in Country With Weekly Mass Shootings

BOULDER, Colo. — UC Boulder sophomore Eric Katowski inquired to a friend during a walk after a viewing of The…

7 years ago