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Teammate With One Damage Uses Max Health PotionTeammate With One Damage Uses Max Health Potion

Teammate With One Damage Uses Max Health Potion

TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Scott Porter faced condemnation from teammates for drinking a Max Health potion when he only…

4 years ago
40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office

40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office

ATLANTA — Dale Clarke, a middle-aged computer tech with early onset arthritis, went into explicit detail with his coworkers about…

6 years ago
Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s ComputerCops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer

Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer

GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After sixteen-year-old Alex Stone opened fire at Glen Rock High School, killing ten students and injuring…

7 years ago
Wounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five SecondsWounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five Seconds

Wounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five Seconds

WASHINGTON — The Department of Veteran Affairs revealed a catch-all cure for combat veterans that simply requires them to hide…

8 years ago