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Shigeru Miyamoto Delays Orgasm for Quality PurposesShigeru Miyamoto Delays Orgasm for Quality Purposes

Shigeru Miyamoto Delays Orgasm for Quality Purposes

KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards,…

5 years ago
Nintendo Leaks Worsen as Hackers Reveal Shigeru Miyamoto’s Entire DNA SequenceNintendo Leaks Worsen as Hackers Reveal Shigeru Miyamoto’s Entire DNA Sequence

Nintendo Leaks Worsen as Hackers Reveal Shigeru Miyamoto’s Entire DNA Sequence

KYOTO, Japan — After suffering a string of damaging data breaches and leaked trade secrets such as hardware specs and console…

5 years ago
Shigeru Miyamoto Fired After Downloading ‘Pokémon Yellow’ ROMShigeru Miyamoto Fired After Downloading ‘Pokémon Yellow’ ROM

Shigeru Miyamoto Fired After Downloading ‘Pokémon Yellow’ ROM

KYOTO, Japan — Legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto has been fired from Nintendo after downloading a ROM of the 1998…

6 years ago