March 14, 2021 Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic devices have been home together,…
February 9, 2021 Hades Player Horny for Every Character Might Just Be Horny Hades Player Horny for Every Character Might Just Be Horny BROOKLYN, N.Y. — A new study released by researchers at St. Joseph’s College has revealed that Hades players who are horny for all of the…
July 3, 2020 Husband Critiques Accuracy of Wife’s Sexy Slave Leia Outfit to Orgasm Husband Critiques Accuracy of Wife’s Sexy Slave Leia Outfit to Orgasm DECATUR, Ga. — Local husband and self-described Star Wars aficionado Benny Butler critiqued a ‘sexy Slave Leia’ costume his wife, Erica Butler, had purchased to…
December 11, 2019 5 Times Everyone Thought Sly Cooper Was Hot and Not Just Me 5 Times Everyone Thought Sly Cooper Was Hot and Not Just Me There are video game characters out there that are just downright hot. Noctis from Final Fantasy XV? Hot. Bayonetta from Bayonetta? Hot! There are plenty…
