May 22, 2019 Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card BALTIMORE — After collecting seven resources off the roll, trading with two other players, then using twelve resources and a development card to establish four…
April 20, 2019 Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need a 4th For Catan? Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need a 4th For Catan? So you’ve been dating your new prince charming for a while now, and you’re ready to take that next big step with him. But is…
June 1, 2018 Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat CATAN — After intense trade negotiations concluded late Wednesday on the geographically diverse archipelago of Catan, a sheep belonging to one of the German settlers…
November 10, 2017 Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick LOS ANGELES — Sony has approved a substantial budget for the upcoming Settlers of Catan movie, after much deliberation over sheep, wood, ore, wheat, and…
