November 5, 2020 Gamer Sick of Two-Console System Gamer Sick of Two-Console System WASHINGTON — Local gamer Stephen Nelson exhaustedly told friends Wednesday night that he is done with participating in the antiquated two-console system forced on him…
October 30, 2020 Trump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series X Trump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series X WASHINGTON — Despite many pictures and sources alleging its development, the Trump administration has remained tight lipped about the heavily rumored Melania Series X. “There…
October 18, 2020 Cockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-Rise Cockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-Rise BROOKLYN, N.Y. — One day after setting up her new Xbox Series X, local homeowner Maya Cruz received a letter from all of the cockroaches…
October 13, 2020 Microsoft Introduces Donnie and Luca, the Two Guys Who’ll Be Going Around Collecting Xbox Payments Microsoft Introduces Donnie and Luca, the Two Guys Who’ll Be Going Around Collecting Xbox Payments REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft revealed some further details about its new payment plans for its upcoming next generation consoles, introducing Donnie and Luca, two employees…
September 24, 2020 DVD Sales of ‘American History X’ Increase 750% Amid Xbox Series X Preorders DVD Sales of ‘American History X’ Increase 750% Amid Xbox Series X Preorders SEATTLE — The controversial 1998 crime film American History X experienced a 750% increase in DVD sales this week, as thousands of customers mistook it…
