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Democrats Enlist HQ Host Scott Rogowsky to Filibuster Supreme Court Nominee

WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders have brought in Scott Rogowsky, host of HQ Trivia, to aid in the filibuster of Supreme…

6 years ago

Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards Compatible

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Roy Moore promised to bring his values to Washington by making the nation backwards compatible during a…

7 years ago

Council of Siblings Begins Official Investigation in #DeleteGate Scandal

LAKE WOBEGON, Minn. — The Council of Siblings began an intensive investigation after a stunned household reeled collectively as Brendan…

7 years ago

Girl Who Claims to Like Video Games Grilled for 10 Hours at Senate Hearing

WASHINGTON D.C. — After reportedly stating at a casual gathering of friends that her favorite series was Mass Effect and that…

7 years ago