METROPOLIS ZONE — Sonic the Hedgehog has been asked to look inward and understand his deepest and most firmly held…
WASHINGTON — Climate scientists have solemnly published a new report which warns that, while the effects of climate change are…
Fans of Sega’s iconic blue hedgehog have been wondering for years why the company has stopped distributing 1994’s Sonic the…
While Sonic himself may say gotta go fast, we as reviewers gotta be asked: why so harsh on our blue…
LOS ANGELES — Following a successful campaign to get the titular character of the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog film redesigned,…
STATION SQUARE — In a somber twist to an otherwise routine checkup, a doctor on call at Station Square Medical…
TOKYO — In a press conference this morning tinged with disgust and shock, Sega’s Sonic Team told reporters that they…
Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there…
HAGÅTÑA, Guam — Engu Kyuwa, a Japanese soldier in the Console War, was discovered to still be fighting in Guam,…