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Report: Elimination of Video Game Load Times Will Decimate “Quick Tip” Industry

STANFORD, Calif. — According to new research, the “no load times” promise from next-gen consoles will eliminate the need for…

4 years ago

Christian Speedrunning Community Argues Any% Begins at the Loading Screen

BOSTON — Christian speedrunning group ReveRuns posted a declaration today, titled “Life Begins at Loading,” which makes an impassioned plea…

4 years ago

Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection

CAYCE, S.C. — Local gamer James Larson recently announced his wildly unrealistic fitness goal of looking good in the reflection…

5 years ago

NSA Denies Watching Your Half of Screen

WASHINGTON – National Security Agency Director Michael S. Rogers released an official statement today denying all accusations that the NSA…

7 years ago