July 31, 2020 Report: Elimination of Video Game Load Times Will Decimate “Quick Tip” Industry Report: Elimination of Video Game Load Times Will Decimate “Quick Tip” Industry STANFORD, Calif. — According to new research, the “no load times” promise from next-gen consoles will eliminate the need for loading screen quick tips, spelling…
May 25, 2020 Christian Speedrunning Community Argues Any% Begins at the Loading Screen Christian Speedrunning Community Argues Any% Begins at the Loading Screen BOSTON — Christian speedrunning group ReveRuns posted a declaration today, titled “Life Begins at Loading,” which makes an impassioned plea that all speedruns should begin…
May 16, 2020 Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection CAYCE, S.C. — Local gamer James Larson recently announced his wildly unrealistic fitness goal of looking good in the reflection of his Switch screen. “I’m…
July 29, 2017 NSA Denies Watching Your Half of Screen NSA Denies Watching Your Half of Screen WASHINGTON – National Security Agency Director Michael S. Rogers released an official statement today denying all accusations that the NSA has been watching your half…
