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Scientists Warn Die Hard Simpsons Fans Could Only Like One Season By 2024Scientists Warn Die Hard Simpsons Fans Could Only Like One Season By 2024

Scientists Warn Die Hard Simpsons Fans Could Only Like One Season By 2024

AMSTERDAM — Leading climate scientists have made a startling announcement, alleging that passionate fan enthusiasm for The Simpsons could dwindle…

5 years ago
Scientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder WindowScientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder Window

Scientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder Window

BOSTON — Researchers have made an astonishing breakthrough in the study of time and space, discovering a measurement small enough…

5 years ago
Local Hole Fan Doesn’t Mind That It’s Black But Doesn’t Get Why They Have to Force Diversity On UsLocal Hole Fan Doesn’t Mind That It’s Black But Doesn’t Get Why They Have to Force Diversity On Us

Local Hole Fan Doesn’t Mind That It’s Black But Doesn’t Get Why They Have to Force Diversity On Us

ORLANDO, Fla. — Self-described “hole fan” Chris Richardson is reportedly dismayed that the newly discovered “large space hole” by scientists…

6 years ago