science

Scientists Warn Die Hard Simpsons Fans Could Only Like One Season By 2024

AMSTERDAM — Leading climate scientists have made a startling announcement, alleging that passionate fan enthusiasm for The Simpsons could dwindle…

4 years ago

Scientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder Window

BOSTON — Researchers have made an astonishing breakthrough in the study of time and space, discovering a measurement small enough…

4 years ago

Local Hole Fan Doesn’t Mind That It’s Black But Doesn’t Get Why They Have to Force Diversity On Us

ORLANDO, Fla. — Self-described “hole fan” Chris Richardson is reportedly dismayed that the newly discovered “large space hole” by scientists…

6 years ago