October 30, 2020 Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book LOS ANGELES — Sources have revealed that the most recent delay of the upcoming Dune adaptation was not related to Covid-inspired box office doubts, but…
August 29, 2020 Local Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids Fail Local Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids Fail PAXTON, Mass. — The failure of a precocious gang of tween misfits to vanquish a cosmic evil known as Hy’groth and their resulting slaughter has…
March 6, 2020 Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered the passengers and crew of…
March 19, 2018 Sixth Attempt to Start Reading Literary Classic “Dune” Going OK Sixth Attempt to Start Reading Literary Classic “Dune” Going OK NEW YORK — Local science fiction enthusiast Miles DuBonnet is reportedly having an “alright” go at his sixth attempt to begin reading what is often…
