October 16, 2020 Scientists Warn Die Hard Simpsons Fans Could Only Like One Season By 2024 Scientists Warn Die Hard Simpsons Fans Could Only Like One Season By 2024 AMSTERDAM — Leading climate scientists have made a startling announcement, alleging that passionate fan enthusiasm for The Simpsons could dwindle to just one season by…
October 5, 2020 Scientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder Window Scientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder Window BOSTON — Researchers have made an astonishing breakthrough in the study of time and space, discovering a measurement small enough to determine the exact amount…
April 10, 2019 Local Hole Fan Doesn’t Mind That It’s Black But Doesn’t Get Why They Have to Force Diversity On Us Local Hole Fan Doesn’t Mind That It’s Black But Doesn’t Get Why They Have to Force Diversity On Us ORLANDO, Fla. — Self-described “hole fan” Chris Richardson is reportedly dismayed that the newly discovered “large space hole” by scientists had to be black. “Listen,…
