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Man Who Spent 270 Hours Playing Xenoblade Series Relieved it Meant Something

WANTAGH, N.Y. — Local gamer Lawrence Olson has reportedly breathed a sigh of relief following the announcement that the next…

4 years ago

Gamer Pokes Head Back Into Smash Bros. Ultimate to Play Exactly One Match as Steve

NEW YORK — Local gamer Jesse Nunez excitedly turned on his Switch to download the latest software update for Super…

4 years ago

Vault Boy Skin Introduces Dozens of Glitches to Smash Bros

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo released a statement this morning defending their latest patch to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which adds…

4 years ago

Exhausted Sakurai Announces Mario Coming to Smash Bros

TOKYO — Nintendo fans were left scratching their heads this morning following a surprise livestream where visibly exhausted Super Smash…

5 years ago

Finally: Nintendo Is Going Door to Door to Patch Wavedashing Out of Melee

Super Smash Bros. creator Masahiro Sakurai announced today that Nintendo was finally going to send representatives around the world to…

5 years ago

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to Be Delayed One Month Due to George H.W. Bush Funeral

KYOTO, Japan — To honor the death of former U.S. President George H.W. Bush, Nintendo has announced that Super Smash…

6 years ago

Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros

KYOTO, Japan — Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the video game series Super Smash Bros., explained to disappointed fans today that…

6 years ago