August 22, 2020 Gamer’s Left Thumb Sore From Sprinting All Day Gamer’s Left Thumb Sore From Sprinting All Day WATERTOWN, Mass. — Local gamer Terence Vallee has been pushing his body well past its comfort level during gaming sessions, leaving his left thumb incredibly…
February 12, 2019 Tom Cruise Announces He Will Be Running in 2020 Tom Cruise Announces He Will Be Running in 2020 LOS ANGELES — Tom Cruise released a statement today, after much speculation, confirming he would be running in the year 2020. “I decided it was…
February 6, 2019 QWOP Runner Finishes 2015 Boston Marathon QWOP Runner Finishes 2015 Boston Marathon BOSTON — A runner best known for his appearance in a difficult viral flash game from 2008 has finally finished the 26.2 mile race he…
