May 22, 2018 NPC Really Overdoing His One Line NPC Really Overdoing His One Line VADAROK CASTLE â At the edge of East Hills, an area reserved for player resupply in between quests, sources report that a nondescript man known…
May 20, 2018 Report: Young RPG Characters Arenât Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages Report: Young RPG Characters Arenât Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages NEW YORK â A troubling report by researchers at the NYU Game Center has found that young RPG characters arenât saving enough potions to last…
January 21, 2018 CIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden Raid CIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden Raid WASHINGTON â The CIA broke their silence on the amount of baller loot that dropped from the infamous Abbottabad raid that killed terrorist and final…
January 8, 2018 Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character âMax Landis, Professional Screenwriterâ Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character âMax Landis, Professional Screenwriterâ LOS ANGELES Ââ Following the massive success of Netflixâs fantasy movie Bright, written by accused sexual harasser Max Landis, sources report that Netflix has greenlit…
January 7, 2018 Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going BERKELEY, Calif. â The latest big- budget role-playing game âYuri: Stars of the Fathersâ apparently hits its stride at the 117 hour mark, according to…
November 28, 2017 Minor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol Minor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol DENVER â Sources have reported that slick-talking seventeen-year-old, Marty Johnson, went into a grocery store and used his high charisma rating to purchase alcohol for…
November 14, 2017 Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword JOPLIN, Miss. â Weapons aficionado Douglas Han has begun taking extra shifts at his fast food job to acquire what he calls his âmost badass…
November 7, 2017 Guard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder Nearby Guard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder Nearby WHITERUN, Skyr. â Night Watchman Thorbjorg Halmsteim told reporters he began to suspect a trespasser might be afoot today, after he felt a fourth arrow…
October 24, 2017 If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak I think what we have here is a simple misunderstanding. You run a business. I get that. In fact, I appreciate it. But a…
