December 13, 2018 Mueller Just Going to Grind a Few More Levels Before Final Boss Fight Mueller Just Going to Grind a Few More Levels Before Final Boss Fight WASHINGTON â Robert Mueller, former FBI director and current head of the Special Counsel Investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 American election, has reported…
November 24, 2018 Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim Bethesda announced today that 1997âs legendary roleplaying title Final Fantasy 7 will be available inside of all versions of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, effective…
November 9, 2018 D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception WASHINGTON â Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting an abysmal 5 total Charisma…
November 3, 2018 “Over 100 Hours of Gameplay,” Threatens New Game “Over 100 Hours of Gameplay,” Threatens New Game Japanese role-playing titan Square-Enix have released the long awaited Dragon Quest XI: Echoes Of An Elusive Age, a title that threatens potential buyers with âhundreds…
September 24, 2018 Woman Whoâs Just âOne of the Guysâ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesnât Find Them Sexist Woman Whoâs Just âOne of the Guysâ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesnât Find Them Sexist SAN DIEGO â Sarah Rodriguez attended her weekly D&D meetup today where she roleplays as a human rogue woman named Sarah Rodriguez who doesnât find…
September 18, 2018 High School Student Begins New Game Plus of Senior Year High School Student Begins New Game Plus of Senior Year HAMILTON, Ohio â Â After choosing the âbad gradesâ story route during his initial playthrough of senior year, Tommy Martin has began a New Game Plus…
September 13, 2018 Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing TAMRIEL â A local hero, who many citizens of Tamriel are counting on to save their land from impending doom, has instead taken up an…
August 30, 2018 Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character LOS ANGELES â After numerous campaigns, it reportedly became obvious to members of a local Dungeons and Dragons group that Bryan Kirk, a newly added…
August 11, 2018 Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It MODESTO, Calif. â Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across the map in a video…
