roller coaster

Teen Inspired to Reenact Video Game Violence in Real Life Can’t Get Seed Funding to Build Roller Coaster

BOISE, Idaho — Troubled sophomore Blaise Porter’s plans for mass vengeance have been slowly dashed by the tough business realities…

4 years ago

Review: ‘Superman the Ride’ Adds Nothing to Mythology

From Star Tours to T2 3-D: Battle Across Time, major theme park licensing deals can provide fresh new narratives for…

7 years ago

Theme Park Patrons Getting Nervous About That Giant Hole

LAFFY TOWN — The Laffy Town Amusement Park is known for it’s thrilling roller coasters and family friendly atmosphere, so…

7 years ago

Guest 2032 Assuring Everybody in Line This Roller Coaster That Slams You Into Side of Cliff Is Really Good Value

ROLLER COASTER, Tyc. — Guest 2032 at Fred’s Kingdom of Pain and Suffering tried to convince other patrons queued for…

7 years ago