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New GTA “Israel Mode” Gives Civilians Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage

NEW YORK — Grand Theft Auto 5 is getting a new Israel-themed game mode that gives tiny pocket knives to…

4 years ago

Rockstar: Red Dead Redemption 2 Will Be “Even More Tedious” on Next-Gen Consoles

NEW YORK — In anticipation of upcoming next-gen video game consoles, Rockstar Games has promised an enhanced version of Red…

4 years ago

We Checked in on Red Dead Online and It Still Seems Like Whole Thing

In the year since the release of Red Dead Online, Rockstar has given the game a slew of updates and…

5 years ago

Gamer Who Used Wiki For Every Quest Praises RPG’s Spirit of Exploration

FRANKLIN, Texas — After consulting a wiki for every single quest from start to finish, local gamer Francesca Bufalini declared…

5 years ago

NOW HIRING: Rockstar Games Announces New Position to Walk Developers Once Day

Keen-eyed job hunters in the games industry have noticed a brand-new job listing on the Rockstar Games company website. The…

5 years ago

Rockstar Games Posts Hastily Drawn 6 on Twitter to Distract People From Latest Controversy

NEW YORK — Hours after a new controversy about Rockstar Games became public knowledge, the video game company posted a…

5 years ago

Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Boycotting Red Dead Redemption Over Rockstar’s Treatment of Employees

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way,” he would spend $60…

6 years ago

Every Red Dead Redemption 2 Tombstone to Feature Names of Real Developers Who Died During Production

NEW YORK — Emaciated Rockstar Games’ programmer, Cassie Collier, revealed to Kotaku writer Jason Schreier that every tombstone in the…

6 years ago

Preview: We Played Two Hours of Red Dead Redemption 2 And You Didn’t Haha

Today we are giving you a preview of Red Dead Redemption 2, a video game that no one in the…

6 years ago