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Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the…

4 years ago

Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property

HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the…

4 years ago

Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…

5 years ago

Geoff Keighley Announces Best Layoffs Category for Game Awards

LOS ANGELES — During a YouTube livestream announcing the nominees for the upcoming 2019 Game Awards, founder and host Geoff…

5 years ago