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Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With AppleGamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the…

5 years ago
Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s PropertyLooter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property

Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property

HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the…

5 years ago
Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be DifferentHistorically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different

Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…

5 years ago
Geoff Keighley Announces Best Layoffs Category for Game AwardsGeoff Keighley Announces Best Layoffs Category for Game Awards

Geoff Keighley Announces Best Layoffs Category for Game Awards

LOS ANGELES — During a YouTube livestream announcing the nominees for the upcoming 2019 Game Awards, founder and host Geoff…

6 years ago