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‘Abrams Cut’ of The Last Jedi Spends Extra 30 Minutes Revealing Who Every Porgs’ Dad Is

LOS ANGELES — Disney surprise announced a “JJ Abrams Cut” of Star Wars: The Last Jedi this morning which they…

5 years ago

Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’

SEATTLE —  As a nation shelters inside its homes amidst the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, one opinionated citizen inspired many by…

5 years ago

J.J. Abrams Retcons Rian Johnson’s Name to ‘Ryan’

LOS ANGELES — J.J. Abrams has collaborated with authors on a new novelization of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker…

5 years ago

With ‘Knives Out,’ Rian Johnson Finally Bounces Back From Critically Acclaimed, Billion Dollar ‘The Last Jedi’

LOS ANGELES —  With murder mystery Knives Out, Rian Johnson appears to have finally rebounded from making the highest grossing…

5 years ago

Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Features Incredibly Lifelike Rian Johnson for Fans to Yell At

ORLANDO, Fla. — Alongside its life-size Millennium Falcon and replica lightsabers for purchase, Disney revealed that its new Star Wars-themed…

6 years ago

Star Wars Fan Restores Balance to the Force by Only Harassing White Male Cast Members

SEATTLE — Self-described male feminist Stephen Brassinger brought balance to a social media galaxy far far away by deciding to…

7 years ago

Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free

LOS ANGELES — Disney announced today that all Star Wars: The Last Jedi ticket pre-orders will automatically unlock Luke Skywalker…

7 years ago