June 15, 2020 ‘Abrams Cut’ of The Last Jedi Spends Extra 30 Minutes Revealing Who Every Porgs’ Dad Is ‘Abrams Cut’ of The Last Jedi Spends Extra 30 Minutes Revealing Who Every Porgs’ Dad Is LOS ANGELES — Disney surprise announced a “JJ Abrams Cut” of Star Wars: The Last Jedi this morning which they say will add more depth…
April 3, 2020 Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’ Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’ SEATTLE — As a nation shelters inside its homes amidst the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, one opinionated citizen inspired many by taking to his balcony to…
March 16, 2020 J.J. Abrams Retcons Rian Johnson’s Name to ‘Ryan’ J.J. Abrams Retcons Rian Johnson’s Name to ‘Ryan’ LOS ANGELES — J.J. Abrams has collaborated with authors on a new novelization of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker that expands the story of…
December 23, 2019 With ‘Knives Out,’ Rian Johnson Finally Bounces Back From Critically Acclaimed, Billion Dollar ‘The Last Jedi’ With ‘Knives Out,’ Rian Johnson Finally Bounces Back From Critically Acclaimed, Billion Dollar ‘The Last Jedi’ LOS ANGELES — With murder mystery Knives Out, Rian Johnson appears to have finally rebounded from making the highest grossing movie of 2017, Star Wars:…
June 24, 2019 Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Features Incredibly Lifelike Rian Johnson for Fans to Yell At Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Features Incredibly Lifelike Rian Johnson for Fans to Yell At ORLANDO, Fla. — Alongside its life-size Millennium Falcon and replica lightsabers for purchase, Disney revealed that its new Star Wars-themed section of Disneyworld will also…
June 7, 2018 Star Wars Fan Restores Balance to the Force by Only Harassing White Male Cast Members Star Wars Fan Restores Balance to the Force by Only Harassing White Male Cast Members SEATTLE — Self-described male feminist Stephen Brassinger brought balance to a social media galaxy far far away by deciding to only harass the white male…
December 14, 2017 Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free LOS ANGELES — Disney announced today that all Star Wars: The Last Jedi ticket pre-orders will automatically unlock Luke Skywalker in the film for free.…
