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Game Critic Stands Perfectly Still to Avoid Naughty Dog PR Representative Attempting to Echolocate Them

NEW YORK — While on a trip to the grocery store to restock for quarantine, games journalist Benny Kleiner had…

4 years ago

IGN Writer Goes Postal, Leaving 13 Great, 6 Amazing

SAN FRANCISCO — Friends and family were left looking for answers after a lone IGN writer stormed out of the…

4 years ago

Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights

Resident Evil 3 is the latest remake in the sprawling, allegedly scary franchise, and, on the surface, picks up where…

4 years ago

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is So Beautiful You Can Almost Forget It’s Rehab Facility

Written by Jay Miller Narrated by Mark Roebuck Edited by Peter Kemme

4 years ago

Game Critic Describes New Stapler as ‘Positively Oozing With Charm’

SAN FRANCISCO —  IGN game critic Michael Sherman has reportedly cracked under the pressure of his job and issued a…

4 years ago

Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More

Hello and rejoice, Pokémon fans, because today is the release of Pokémon Sword and Shield! This is our review of…

4 years ago

Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’

Winter has come, the bells have tolled, and now our watch has ended. Game of Thrones, the fantasy juggernaut that…

4 years ago

Review: Apple Arcade is Five Star Service

Between the Nintendo Switch and the evolution of mobile technology, it has never been a better time to be a…

4 years ago

Review: ‘Joker’ is Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy

Todd Phillips’ Joker is a beautifully directed yet haunted film about a disturbed man that I fear will inspire a…

5 years ago