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Game Critic Stands Perfectly Still to Avoid Naughty Dog PR Representative Attempting to Echolocate ThemGame Critic Stands Perfectly Still to Avoid Naughty Dog PR Representative Attempting to Echolocate Them

Game Critic Stands Perfectly Still to Avoid Naughty Dog PR Representative Attempting to Echolocate Them

NEW YORK — While on a trip to the grocery store to restock for quarantine, games journalist Benny Kleiner had…

5 years ago
IGN Writer Goes Postal, Leaving 13 Great, 6 AmazingIGN Writer Goes Postal, Leaving 13 Great, 6 Amazing

IGN Writer Goes Postal, Leaving 13 Great, 6 Amazing

SAN FRANCISCO — Friends and family were left looking for answers after a lone IGN writer stormed out of the…

5 years ago
Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the LightsReview: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights

Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights

Resident Evil 3 is the latest remake in the sprawling, allegedly scary franchise, and, on the surface, picks up where…

5 years ago
Animal Crossing: New Horizons is So Beautiful You Can Almost Forget It’s a Rehab FacilityAnimal Crossing: New Horizons is So Beautiful You Can Almost Forget It’s a Rehab Facility

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is So Beautiful You Can Almost Forget It’s Rehab Facility

Written by Jay Miller Narrated by Mark Roebuck Edited by Peter Kemme

5 years ago
Game Critic Describes New Stapler as ‘Positively Oozing With Charm’Game Critic Describes New Stapler as ‘Positively Oozing With Charm’

Game Critic Describes New Stapler as ‘Positively Oozing With Charm’

SAN FRANCISCO —  IGN game critic Michael Sherman has reportedly cracked under the pressure of his job and issued a…

5 years ago
Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any MoreReview: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More

Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More

Hello and rejoice, Pokémon fans, because today is the release of Pokémon Sword and Shield! This is our review of…

6 years ago
Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’

Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’

Winter has come, the bells have tolled, and now our watch has ended. Game of Thrones, the fantasy juggernaut that…

6 years ago
Review: Apple Arcade is a Five Star ServiceReview: Apple Arcade is a Five Star Service

Review: Apple Arcade is Five Star Service

Between the Nintendo Switch and the evolution of mobile technology, it has never been a better time to be a…

6 years ago
Review: ‘Joker’ is a Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up ComedyReview: ‘Joker’ is a Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy

Review: ‘Joker’ is Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy

Todd Phillips’ Joker is a beautifully directed yet haunted film about a disturbed man that I fear will inspire a…

6 years ago