May 11, 2018 Man Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, Eaten Man Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, Eaten NEW YORK — While attempting to recover a full chicken dinner sealed inside a wooden barrel at an earlier date, financial analyst Michael Kann instead…
May 1, 2018 Shitty Game Console Looking Forward to Retro Status Shitty Game Console Looking Forward to Retro Status KYOTO, Japan — Executives at Nintendo are reportedly counting the days until their Wii U console, an underwhelming system released six years ago, becomes old…
June 5, 2017 GameStop Offers $12.38 for Entire Childhood GameStop Offers $12.38 for Entire Childhood FRESNO, C.A. — A man hoping to haul in a large sum of cash found his local GameStop was only willing to pay $12.38 for…
