March 13, 2020 Guy in Street Fight Doing Considerably Worse After Eating Turkey Leg Out of Trash Can Guy in Street Fight Doing Considerably Worse After Eating Turkey Leg Out of Trash Can NEW YORK — Local street fighter Brock Fistman reportedly received the opposite effect as intended after eating a turkey leg he discovered in the trash…
February 14, 2020 Couple Knows They’re About to Fight After Force Field Appears on Apartment Door Couple Knows They’re About to Fight After Force Field Appears on Apartment Door WAXAHACHIE, Texas — Local couple Darryl Perkins and Amanda Stein recently found out they were going to get into a fight after a force field…
February 17, 2019 Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has announced they will be releasing a classic edition of their stereoscopic 3D Virtual Boy system this spring, following the success…
December 29, 2018 Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene LOS ANGELES — Production of a new movie based on the iconic Battletoads video game franchise has reportedly stalled due to difficulties surrounding the film’s…
December 21, 2018 Broke Gamer Considers Himself Retro Gamer Broke Gamer Considers Himself Retro Gamer SEATTLE — Finding himself continuously unable to afford modern consoles, Blake Sherman reportedly insists that he simply has an affinity for games produced before he…
November 14, 2018 Retro Collection Features the One You Want and The 23 You’ll Never Play Retro Collection Features the One You Want and The 23 You’ll Never Play TOLEDO, Ohio — Early reviews from several sources have confirmed that the SNK 40th Anniversary Collection, released this week for the Nintendo Switch, features the…
September 30, 2018 NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke DALLAS — As the Senate race in Texas reaches a fever pitch, sources are reporting that Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke has unveiled a crucial addition…
September 8, 2018 Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG? Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG? Sometimes it’s important to take a look back and remember some of the long history of gaming’s more obscure, forgotten titles. There are countless games…
May 25, 2018 Guitar Hero Controller Relocated From Closet to Garage Guitar Hero Controller Relocated From Closet to Garage SACRAMENTO, Calif. — After years of taking up space inside the back of his living room closet, 29-year-old Adam Parker rediscovered the plastic guitar controller…
